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My name is Gramalkyn Katchamouskie
your next President!
You probably know we cats were worshiped as dieties in ancient Egypt.
We have never forgotten that!
"Why can't you live up to my unrealistic expectations???
"We are having a #$%^ argument. This is NO time to be reasonable!"
I visited a Pat Buchanan rally. Looked like the "Bar" scene from Star Wars!
If one says, "It ain't the money but the principal, you can bet your @## it's the money!"
How dare you be happy without me???
Cats know what you feel. We don't care, but we know.
If I did anything wrong, I'm sorry. If I did anything right I'm astonished!
Take your cat to a vet who is also a taxidermist. Either way, you get your cat back.
It is true I'm a slow learner.....but I compensate by being a fast forgetter!
I'll give up my bad habits..........when equally satisfying good habits become available.
Slavery and torture were outlawed years ago, but, for some reason, marriage is still legal.
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