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e amount of human laughter.
A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.
A cats desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional
to the cost of the furniture.
A cat will always land in the softest place possible.
In times of peril cats think with their feet!
A cats interest level will vary in inverse proportion
to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away,
she can't hear a simple command three feet away.
All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant
from each other, and equidistant from the center of the room.
Cats think that if they can't see you, then you can't see them.
Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space.
A cat's mass increases in direct proportion
to the comfort of the lap she occupies.
It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is,
only the probability of where she "might" be.
Contrary to popular opinion, cats love to be bathed.
One must be careful as the hair tends to stick to one's tongue.
Cats are genetically programmed to follow into the bathroom.
No one knows why as they usually just sit and stare.
As yet undiscovered