Gramalkyn for Presiden

Gramalkyn For President

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"I want the Socks Box "

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Cross a man with a cat and the man will be greatly enhanced......
much to the detriment of the cat.
.......Mark Twain

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
Our country goin' to the dogs! We cats gonna take it back!
I have no predujices....all my irrational hatred is based on confirmed evidence!
Will all those who feel powerless the change things signify by maintaining their usual silence.

Kouragous Katt Wins in Court!

His Amazing Platform    Katt Tales-adventures of out fearless leader.

Poems....his softer side     The Laws of Katt-Physics.

Katt Rules

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19 - Law of Milk Consumption

A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

20 - Law of Furniture Replacement

A cats desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional
to the cost of the furniture.

21 - Law of Cat Landing

A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

22 - Law of Cat Fear

In times of peril cats think with their feet!

23 - Law of Cat Disinterest

A cats interest level will vary in inverse proportion
to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

24 - Law of Pill Rejection

Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

25 - Law of Cat Composition

A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

26 - Law of Selective Listening

Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away,
she can't hear a simple command three feet away.

27 - Law of Equidistant Separation

All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant
from each other, and equidistant from the center of the room.

28 - Law of Cat Invisibility

Cats think that if they can't see you, then you can't see them.

29 - Law of Space-time Continuum

Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space.

30 - Law of Concentration of Mass

A cat's mass increases in direct proportion
to the comfort of the lap she occupies.

31 - Law of Cat Probability (Uncertainty Principle)

It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is,
only the probability of where she "might" be.

32 - Law of Cat Bathing

Contrary to popular opinion, cats love to be bathed.
One must be careful as the hair tends to stick to one's tongue.

34 - Law of Cat & Bathrooms

Cats are genetically programmed to follow into the bathroom.
No one knows why as they usually just sit and stare.

35 - Law of Cat Obedience

As yet undiscovered

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