Corruption in Government

If you have an agenda to discuss, bring a few cases of gourmet catfood!

Feel free to place the catfood on top of (not under) the table.
I believe in "honesty in corruption".

When I am in The Cat House....whoops.....make that The White House
I don't want to hear any scurrolous allegations
should there be rumors of cute young kitties coming and going.

I will emphatically deny all allegations.....
and what's more..... I will resent the allegator!

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